It’s something eerie that celebrities seem to die in groups of three. Months ago it was Bernie Mac, George Carlin, and Heath Ledger. Now it’s Ed Mcmahon, Farah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson. All three instances are tragic. My respects to Farah Fawcett and Ed Mcmahon, but this is a music blog. And Michael Jackson is the King of Pop. Michael Jackson was an incredible icon and a landmark musician, redefining the genre, if not music entirely, for most of his career. There was the dark side that most of us will never truly know about, but Michael and his larger-than-life personality will be missed.
Now you wanna talk about people who suck?
Perez Hilton made fun of Michael Jackson AS HE DIED the other day, in a very tasteless move. However, being a tremendous douche has come to be expected of Perez, after the incident with Will.i.am, in which Hilton said some hateful things, talked trash, and called the Black Eyed Pea a ‘faggot,’ and was then surprised when he got PUNCHED IN THE FACE.
Perez, you dick.
If you enjoyed the cinematic abortion that was Borat, and think that the exact same socially-handicapped character might be funny if he’s German, then you might be planning to go see Bruno. In a move that gives me just a little glimmer of hope for humanity, the Cohen brothers decided, almost immediately after his death, to pull a squirm-worthy section of the movie dealing with Michael Jackson jokes.
Good move.
It’s time for me to rock some Guitar Hero 2.
~TheAudiophile